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Totally picked up a waitress with my girlfriend today

aww yiss 

But not in, like, a sexual way.

My girlfriend and I went to a Sonic while visiting her family in Missouri. The woman who took our order informed us that it was the “world’s best” Sonic and took our order for a “world’s best M&M Blast”. I informed our carhop that the lady who took our order had moxie.

She did not know what moxie was. So we had to explain it. By calling her out during our second order for her family. We now have her phone number. Evidently this is how my girlfriend meets a lot of people! It was a new experience for me, however. It is a shame we are not actually local so we cannot hang out and be best bros!

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

a super cool anon on /x/ uploaded every translated junji ito manga. please give them a read as they are amazing and he is one of my favorite horror artist/writers
http://www.mediafire.com/?u36bkchabztrx

:D

oh fuck
The Enigma of Amigara Fault pretty much makes me want to shit myself and die, on the regular. Sometimes my friends will IM me and just be like, “DRR DRR DRR” and I want to punch them in their soft places.

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

a super cool anon on /x/ uploaded every translated junji ito manga. please give them a read as they are amazing and he is one of my favorite horror artist/writers

http://www.mediafire.com/?u36bkchabztrx

:D

oh fuck

The Enigma of Amigara Fault pretty much makes me want to shit myself and die, on the regular. Sometimes my friends will IM me and just be like, “DRR DRR DRR” and I want to punch them in their soft places.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via eternallyinthetardis)

(Source: commodore-sparklebutt, via rosalarian)

welp

So my 3 followers who are not bots might notice that I post fractal art. Occasionally I like to render it in an animated format. Then this happens:

1/27/2012 7:46:27 PM: Starting job Milky Animation.

1/30/2012 9:25:09 PM: Resuming job Milky Animation.

1/30/2012 9:25:09 PM: Calculating E:\Fractals\Milky Animation.ufr.

2/1/2012 2:55:57 AM: Saving to E:\Fractals\Milky Animation.avi.

2/1/2012 2:55:58 AM: Error saving image (Error while compressing (ICCompressGetFormat returned -2)).

2/1/2012 2:55:59 AM: Job finished.

Goddammit.

clipartcovers:

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division.
Requested by behindherredsmile.

not that I usually reblog things but this gave me a hearty LOL

clipartcovers:

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division.

Requested by behindherredsmile.

not that I usually reblog things but this gave me a hearty LOL

bluh gluh I am dumb duh nuh juh ruh

a girl is leaving

one I did not even have a particular chance with, seeing as how she has this boyfriend and etc. and nuh kuh yuh qua I am just a big dumb shitlicker horse cock connoisseur

wuh gluh vuh suh

buh

fuck

shit

fuck.

really nothing like a good holiday to make you feel totally alien

Also, Christmas music saturation in my home has reached near-retail levels. Please. End my suffering.

why would you even, augh

Someone I know on okcupid has this gem in her profile:

“Let me know also if you came here from reddit. I made a wildly successful ragecomic about my experiences here, and I kinda want to know who’s out there reading.”

Why the fuck would you do this? Why the fuck would you admit this? Why the fuck would you purposefully want to attract Reddit users? Why the fuck would you take pride in the generation of a bullshit meme-laden cockery humor-by-numbers piece about being FOREVER ALONE WITHOUT A DERP LIEK A BAU5

christ and beans

Serious Online Dating Pet Peeves #1

People who say you like all kinds of music: You don’t, motherfuckers!

You don’t. Don’t argue with me on this one, you shitlords. You dirty cockmonglers. Don’t. Say. A word. I’ll crap on you and your grandmother. Even if she’s dead!

I will shit on your dead grandmother. Don’t fucking test me.

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rosalarian:

Oops.

This is every weekend for me. And some weeknights.

rosalarian:

Oops.

This is every weekend for me. And some weeknights.

I love color schemes like this. I realize that this may make me a bad person, but, oh well!

I love color schemes like this. I realize that this may make me a bad person, but, oh well!

This materialized in my quiver today

“im never good at these things i guess ill just explain what i like i studied japanese for 4years and hope to go to japan some day i graduated college with a degree in medical assisting but am working as a debt collector, i love to draw and a big fan of anime i go to gen con every year for that fact, i like tattoos have 3 plan on 1 or 2 more, dont know really what else to say i guess”

Welp. At least she’s not quirky.

“I listened to another Venetian Snares song and now I have high blood pressure. Thanks a lot.”

- my lesbian Canadian friend

Wait, what?

I just read that one of the people I watch on tumblr blogs “about stupid shit that no one finds funny or interesting unless their under the age of 12”.

Isn’t that, like… the point of tumblr? Based on everyone I’m watching I assume I’m doing it wrong by not being a webcomics artist or reblogging loads of crappy photos and cute animals and animated .gifs of celebrities.

Now I’m all confused. Oh God, oh God, what is happening.

Totally picked up a waitress with my girlfriend today

aww yiss 

But not in, like, a sexual way.

My girlfriend and I went to a Sonic while visiting her family in Missouri. The woman who took our order informed us that it was the “world’s best” Sonic and took our order for a “world’s best M&M Blast”. I informed our carhop that the lady who took our order had moxie.

She did not know what moxie was. So we had to explain it. By calling her out during our second order for her family. We now have her phone number. Evidently this is how my girlfriend meets a lot of people! It was a new experience for me, however. It is a shame we are not actually local so we cannot hang out and be best bros!

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

a super cool anon on /x/ uploaded every translated junji ito manga. please give them a read as they are amazing and he is one of my favorite horror artist/writers
http://www.mediafire.com/?u36bkchabztrx

:D

oh fuck
The Enigma of Amigara Fault pretty much makes me want to shit myself and die, on the regular. Sometimes my friends will IM me and just be like, “DRR DRR DRR” and I want to punch them in their soft places.

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

a super cool anon on /x/ uploaded every translated junji ito manga. please give them a read as they are amazing and he is one of my favorite horror artist/writers

http://www.mediafire.com/?u36bkchabztrx

:D

oh fuck

The Enigma of Amigara Fault pretty much makes me want to shit myself and die, on the regular. Sometimes my friends will IM me and just be like, “DRR DRR DRR” and I want to punch them in their soft places.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via eternallyinthetardis)

(Source: commodore-sparklebutt, via rosalarian)

welp

So my 3 followers who are not bots might notice that I post fractal art. Occasionally I like to render it in an animated format. Then this happens:

1/27/2012 7:46:27 PM: Starting job Milky Animation.

1/30/2012 9:25:09 PM: Resuming job Milky Animation.

1/30/2012 9:25:09 PM: Calculating E:\Fractals\Milky Animation.ufr.

2/1/2012 2:55:57 AM: Saving to E:\Fractals\Milky Animation.avi.

2/1/2012 2:55:58 AM: Error saving image (Error while compressing (ICCompressGetFormat returned -2)).

2/1/2012 2:55:59 AM: Job finished.

Goddammit.

Milky.

Milky.

clipartcovers:

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division.
Requested by behindherredsmile.

not that I usually reblog things but this gave me a hearty LOL

clipartcovers:

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division.

Requested by behindherredsmile.

not that I usually reblog things but this gave me a hearty LOL

bluh gluh I am dumb duh nuh juh ruh

a girl is leaving

one I did not even have a particular chance with, seeing as how she has this boyfriend and etc. and nuh kuh yuh qua I am just a big dumb shitlicker horse cock connoisseur

wuh gluh vuh suh

buh

fuck

shit

fuck.

really nothing like a good holiday to make you feel totally alien

Also, Christmas music saturation in my home has reached near-retail levels. Please. End my suffering.

why would you even, augh

Someone I know on okcupid has this gem in her profile:

“Let me know also if you came here from reddit. I made a wildly successful ragecomic about my experiences here, and I kinda want to know who’s out there reading.”

Why the fuck would you do this? Why the fuck would you admit this? Why the fuck would you purposefully want to attract Reddit users? Why the fuck would you take pride in the generation of a bullshit meme-laden cockery humor-by-numbers piece about being FOREVER ALONE WITHOUT A DERP LIEK A BAU5

christ and beans

Serious Online Dating Pet Peeves #1

People who say you like all kinds of music: You don’t, motherfuckers!

You don’t. Don’t argue with me on this one, you shitlords. You dirty cockmonglers. Don’t. Say. A word. I’ll crap on you and your grandmother. Even if she’s dead!

I will shit on your dead grandmother. Don’t fucking test me.

Read More

rosalarian:

Oops.

This is every weekend for me. And some weeknights.

rosalarian:

Oops.

This is every weekend for me. And some weeknights.

I love color schemes like this. I realize that this may make me a bad person, but, oh well!

I love color schemes like this. I realize that this may make me a bad person, but, oh well!

This materialized in my quiver today

“im never good at these things i guess ill just explain what i like i studied japanese for 4years and hope to go to japan some day i graduated college with a degree in medical assisting but am working as a debt collector, i love to draw and a big fan of anime i go to gen con every year for that fact, i like tattoos have 3 plan on 1 or 2 more, dont know really what else to say i guess”

Welp. At least she’s not quirky.

“I listened to another Venetian Snares song and now I have high blood pressure. Thanks a lot.”

- my lesbian Canadian friend

Wait, what?

I just read that one of the people I watch on tumblr blogs “about stupid shit that no one finds funny or interesting unless their under the age of 12”.

Isn’t that, like… the point of tumblr? Based on everyone I’m watching I assume I’m doing it wrong by not being a webcomics artist or reblogging loads of crappy photos and cute animals and animated .gifs of celebrities.

Now I’m all confused. Oh God, oh God, what is happening.

Totally picked up a waitress with my girlfriend today
"Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit."
welp
bluh gluh I am dumb duh nuh juh ruh
really nothing like a good holiday to make you feel totally alien
why would you even, augh
Serious Online Dating Pet Peeves #1
This materialized in my quiver today
Wait, what?

About:

My name is Ryan. I am a guy who does rad things all the time (sometimes). I like both violent and non-violent video games, music, and pretending I'll ever be worth something.

The name's from a psych research article I found. It makes me laugh. I hate coffee.

aim: rgepsilon


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