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May 2013

28 posts

I rewatched Whip It today and I know it has nothing to do with roller derby really but it made me miss skating so bad. A few days ago my girlfriend and I went to the skating rink and I was like YEAH GET PSYCHED YEAH I CAN DO THIS and I was not expecting three birthday parties. So basically my anxiety makes it possible to have my morale shit upon by a bunch of grade schoolers without safety...

the next time someone tells me they know what anxiety is like and they don’t know at all I’m going to punch through my own ribcage, rip out my still-beating heart and fucking chow down like it’s a taco

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to...

do any of my hideous followers play draw something...

this-is-my-story-09: epsilonplus: ? ? ? Me! :) What’s your username? I don’t even know you but whatevs~ my username is Epsilon Plus (my iPod corrects “whatevs” to “wharves” and I think that’s my new word)

I think I just almost stress-puked and I think my girlfriend didn’t care and I’m worried this was an awful mistake

also I wrote that last post on a toilet in a McDonald’s in Eureka, Missouri where I couldn’t get a goddamn cheeseburger

liveblogging my move seemed cool untilI argued with the fiancé I’m moving to for an hour over the phone and I have six more hours of driving after like a two hour nap and fuck all things also I am goddamn sick of being the root of all problems and having to be nice when I could easily turn my ass around, unload my car and blow my savings on fun instead of moving to fucking Oklahoma where...

barackobama: penccils: cronasty: penccils: cronasty: my selfie got 20 notes thanks obama you’re welcome excuse u i said obama i don’t see the problem here I’m glad I could help. ahahahHahahah

liveblogging my move from the bathroom of a McDonald’s outside South Holland eeeeeeew

liveblogging my move from a McDonald’s outside of South Holland why do I like these shitty burgers so

holky fucke if one more person gets all up in my grill for having Brain Issues I’m just just I’m just I’m I am just going to flip

actually I just read through the psychofactz tumblr and my brain was just like… “citation needed, citation needed, literally impossible by way of all known science” maybe I should start a more aesthetically pleasing spinoff

do any of my hideous followers play draw something...

having a full size desktop is great and two monitors is swelltown until you have to move

cleanin’ sucks, packin’ sucks, movin’ sucks (till you get there)

janecrocker: janecrocker: sometimes i sit down and consider the fact that htere is literally a 99% chance that andrew hussie has looked at my blog and all i can do is weep and hope it wasn’t one of the times i was expressing how much i want dad egbert to destroy my ass OH NO… rofflin’ irl

fuckin’ thieves what do I even do about these shadowy chucklefucks

madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: Every time I hear someone bitch or complain that reddit is “sexist” or “racist” or any number of bad things, all I garner from it is that that person hates anything that they can’t control or suppress and therefore serves no purpose in an open, democratic society. can we bitch...

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balalaikaboss: THE ONLY DIRECTION IS FORWARD

reading anti-feminism blogs makes me literally physically ill; all ya’ll got some issues you need to work out

I can’t wait to not live with my mom, ideally forever

April 2013

49 posts

if someone tries really hard to make me look stupid on tumblr and then tells me to stop reblogging the conversation that means you reblog it every day for a year, right

fuck, I lost my Candy box ! save

madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: Every time I hear someone bitch or complain that reddit is “sexist” or “racist” or any number of bad things, all I garner from it is that that person hates anything that they can’t control or suppress and therefore serves no purpose in an open, democratic society. can we bitch...

madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: Every time I hear someone bitch or complain that reddit is “sexist” or “racist” or any number of bad things, all I garner from it is that that person hates anything that they can’t control or suppress and therefore serves no purpose in an open, democratic society. can we bitch or complain about reddit just...

madduckfelldown: epsilonplus: madduckfelldown: Every time I hear someone bitch or complain that reddit is “sexist” or “racist” or any number of bad things, all I garner from it is that that person hates anything that they can’t control or suppress and therefore serves no purpose in an open, democratic society. can we bitch or complain about reddit just being generally a hole and a pile ...

sillyheadcanons: someTHING AWFUL PUT UP A FUKING PAYWALL WHILE I WAS READING DANGAN RONPA AND THERE ISN’T ANY MIRROR OF THE TRANSLATION FUCK YOU SA FUCK YOU ahahahahahaha #something awful delivers the humor once again maybe I’ll buy myself an avatar to celebrate

madduckfelldown: Every time I hear someone bitch or complain that reddit is “sexist” or “racist” or any number of bad things, all I garner from it is that that person hates anything that they can’t control or suppress and therefore serves no purpose in an open, democratic society. can we bitch or complain about reddit just being generally a hole and a pile (the holes and piles are of shit...

snakerake asked: what are you MOST EXCITED ABOUT re: moving in with your girlfriend!?

does anyone even fuckin’ use IM clients anymore

hell we can even do non-anon ones, it’s been blah

Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask...

I can’t sleep so I get on tumblr and I just let out the rankest fart it’s like my colon is taco bell hell, specifically the circle of taco bell hell where tacos are forever squished and slid between skin in an orgy of people who never shower and subsist solely on taco bell and are just sexhaving like lives depend on it, and then my anal sphincter is the gate that angels take battered...

oh my god I want to play a MMO

oh my god I wish I had friends that would make a MMO tolerable

I need a plugin for Chrome that makes it so when I cycle through all my bookmarks three times, a screen pops up that says “you obviously need to do something else”.