Erotic Bacon Play

the next time someone tells me they know what anxiety is like and they don’t know at all...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:36:17 -0400

the next time someone tells me they know what anxiety is like and they don’t know at all I’m going to punch through my own ribcage, rip out my still-beating heart and fucking chow down like it’s a taco

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:20:04 -0400

do any of my hideous followers play draw something 2?

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:32:00 -0400

this-is-my-story-09:

epsilonplus:

? ? ?

Me! :) What’s your username?

I don’t even know you but whatevs~

my username is Epsilon Plus

(my iPod corrects “whatevs” to “wharves” and I think that’s my new word)

I think I just almost stress-puked and I think my girlfriend didn’t care and I’m...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:41:55 -0400

I think I just almost stress-puked

and I think my girlfriend didn’t care

and I’m worried this was an awful mistake

such beautie

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:45:04 -0400

such beautie

also I wrote that last post on a toilet in a McDonald’s in Eureka, Missouri where I...

Sun, 12 May 2013 05:59:05 -0400

also I wrote that last post on a toilet in a McDonald’s in Eureka, Missouri where I couldn’t get a goddamn cheeseburger

liveblogging my move seemed cool untilI argued with the fiancé I’m moving to for an hour over...

Sun, 12 May 2013 05:50:20 -0400

liveblogging my move seemed cool untilI argued with the fiancé I’m moving to for an hour over the phone and I have six more hours of driving after like a two hour nap and

fuck all things

also I am goddamn sick of being the root of all problems and having to be nice when I could easily turn my ass around, unload my car and blow my savings on fun instead of moving to fucking Oklahoma where I know nobody

barackobama: penccils: cronasty: penccils: cronasty: my selfie got 20 notes thanks...

Sun, 12 May 2013 05:45:47 -0400

barackobama:

penccils:

cronasty:

penccils:

cronasty:

my selfie got 20 notes thanks obama

you’re welcome

excuse u i said obama

i don’t see the problem here

I’m glad I could help.

ahahahHahahah

liveblogging my move from the bathroom of a McDonald’s outside South Holland eeeeeeew

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:51:46 -0400

liveblogging my move from the bathroom of a McDonald’s outside South Holland

eeeeeeew

liveblogging my move from a McDonald’s outside of South Holland why do I like these shitty burgers...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:37:34 -0400

liveblogging my move from a McDonald’s outside of South Holland

why do I like these shitty burgers so

holky fucke if one more person gets all up in my grill for having Brain Issues I’m...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:06:15 -0400

holky fucke if one more person gets all up in my grill for having Brain Issues I’m just

just

I’m

just

I’m

I am

just

going to flip

actually I just read through the psychofactz tumblr and my brain was just like…...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:58:17 -0400

actually I just read through the psychofactz tumblr and my brain was just like… “citation needed, citation needed, literally impossible by way of all known science”

maybe I should start a more aesthetically pleasing spinoff

coelasquid: sephiramy: I mentioned on my vent blog, a while...

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:18:30 -0400

coelasquid:

sephiramy:

I mentioned on my vent blog, a while ago, how last week was just… it was… ugh. Well, it was a bad week, basically, at the tail end of some really busy months, and I wound up writing down a lot of the emotions I could recall feeling the most strongly. LONG STORY SHORT I had sketched characters for each feeling I wrote, and I decided to just work on ‘em ‘til I got sick of them. And… here we are!

These are really fantastic expressions!

wrath owns

psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) (but so do all...

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:18:02 -0400

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

(but so do all hobbies)

(what masquerades as psychological knowledge sometimes frustrates me)

do any of my hideous followers play draw something 2?

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:04:32 -0400

? ? ?

having a full size desktop is great and two monitors is swelltown until you have to move

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:03:21 -0400

having a full size desktop is great

and two monitors is swelltown

until you have to move

cleanin’ sucks, packin’ sucks, movin’ sucks (till you get there)

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:50:13 -0400

cleanin’ sucks, packin’ sucks, movin’ sucks (till you get there)

janecrocker: janecrocker: sometimes i sit down and consider the fact that htere is literally a 99%...

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:20:19 -0400

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

sometimes i sit down and consider the fact that htere is literally a 99% chance that andrew hussie has looked at my blog and all i can do is weep and hope it wasn’t one of the times i was expressing how much i want dad egbert to destroy my ass

OH NO…

rofflin’ irl

You are stuck in a HORRID BOX PRISON. Your neck is slowly...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:31:00 -0400

You are stuck in a HORRID BOX PRISON. Your neck is slowly DISLOCATING. You feel like you have MADE BAD DECISIONS.

GW2: thieves

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:14:30 -0400

fuckin’ thieves

what do I even do about these shadowy chucklefucks